Fucking hell!I decided I want to own one of those nice crochet and beady things you put over a jar of jam to stop the wasps getting in. My online search revealed that as well as fighting the cause for good (stopping wasps dancing in my condiments), crochet can be used for forces of pure evil. Just what kind of sicko would rather their kid had a crocheted face!! I'm sure I've already seen that girl on Crimewatch.
I dunno, maybe I'm being too harsh on crochet. Perhaps these things could be dished out on the NHS instead of costly facial reconstructive surgery. Someone should tell that woman who's face was eaten by a chimp.
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